My name is Neo — self-appointed part-time wine roaster and full-time competitive drinker (responsibly, of course, sometimes). This blog is my playground for tasting, trash-talking, and toasting the bottles that deserve your time — and calling out the overhyped ones that don’t. (Yes I’m referring to you Cloudy Bay)

Here, you’ll find honest reviews, my personal tasting notes in a poetic rhetoric, food pairings that actually work, and me trash talking the overrated bottles.

If you’re here for flowery tasting notes like “a whisper of alpine breeze over wet stone,” you might get roasted too. But if you’re here for real opinions, fun reads, and a glass-half-full attitude — get yourself a drink, you’re in good hands.

Now go pour yourself a class of wine and let’s enjoy!

Yours,

Neo